How to Register at NJPW World

Full Title: How to Register at NJPW World Because Majority of What You See is in Japanese.

Just finished watching the press conference at NJPW World, and I thought that there's a lot of people wanting to register to this fantastic network for only NINE NINETY NINE (999yen), but there are people who can't read a lick of Japanese. 

So here's Krizalid giving you the runthrough on how to subscribe.

Before that, consider donating so I can fund my puro obsession and buy every Mameshiba shirts that NJPW churns out.

STEP 1

Your favorite should be Shibata Katsuyori, else he'll kill you.

STEP 2

Easy, just hoping you didn't forget your details.

STEP 3

Hey, did you know? You should pick credit card.

STEP 4

Ask your momma for permission to watch The NJPW Network.

 STEP 5

Once again, I hope you got it right.

 STEP 6

Now, buy 1000 copies of Yano Toru's DVD!

STEP 7 - DONE!

You can now watch Shibata kill everyone dead.

It's so easy that even Tyson Kidd can register while petting his cats. #FACT